Gary: Billy Bush is douche. Walking down the red carpet is not dangerous.
Gary: Why is Vanessa Minnillo there?
Layne: Oh Kristen Bell, I was hoping it was Kristen Chenoweth.
L: Oh it’s the back of George Clooney’s head. WHERE IS ELISABETTA?
G: Billy Bush is just wandering around like a fool.
G: I LOVE Tea Leoni
L: I just remember her from Spanglish
G & L: That movie sucked
L: Fergie looks nice. Good hair She must be pissed about the rain.
G: Her face looks less fucked up than usual.
L: Is that Josh Groban holding Tracy Morgan’s umbrella?
G: I think he’s high, He’s always high.
L: In fairness I think this is the least high I’ve ever seen him.
G: Tracy Morgan, worst tribute to the rat pack ever.
L: …hate…golf umbrellas…dangerous on campus…as dangerous as Billy Bush on the red carpet.
L: Billy Bush, shut up about how dangerous the red carpet is.
G: Vanessa Minnillo is dumn
In unison at Vanessa Minnillo’s fashion cam: OH GOD NO!
L: I would say one of the main reasons to see Nine is Marion Cotillard’s side boob. OOH Taylor Lautner.
G: Bradley Cooper has an odd face.
L: Who is that?
G: What’s up with Chloe Sevigny’s face pose.
G: Ok, actually, fashion cam is the best thing ever!
G: Taylor Lautner has ridiculous teeth.
L: Only 47 minutes and 58 seconds
Interviewer to Taylor Lautner: Can you tell us a little about the next movie.
Taylor Lautner: Well, if you’ve read the book….
G: Billy Bush thinks the red carpet is worse than Haiti.
L: Is that Daniel Day-Lewis?
G: I think it’s Jeremy Irons.
L: Vanessa Manillo is an idiot.
G: I hope Tom Ford’s there.
L: I think he will be it’s nominated for best picture. Actually, is that true?
G: Kate Hudson, it’s a very Nicole Kidman dress.
L: It looks like she’s put on a bit of weight in a good way. Mr. Shu, Rachel, Glee!