I was at work thisafternoon and this slightly sketchy guy came in and asked if we had an exact-o-knife.
We do have an exacto-knife.
I asked if scissors would work and he said no. I told him that was all we had.
I wasn’t intentionally trying to be a jerk but I couldn’t help but imagine the newspaper headline had the dude attacked me/robbed us utilising said exactoknife.
LOCAL IDIOT HANDS THIEF WEAPON USED IN SUBSEQUENT ATTACK
Not I, sir. Not I.