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I was at work thisafternoon and this slightly sketchy guy came in and asked if we had an exact-o-knife.

We do have an exacto-knife.

I asked if scissors would work and he said no. I told him that was all we had.

I wasn’t intentionally trying to be a jerk but I couldn’t help but imagine the newspaper headline had the dude attacked me/robbed us utilising said exactoknife.

LOCAL IDIOT HANDS THIEF WEAPON USED IN SUBSEQUENT ATTACK

Not I, sir. Not I.

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