Hello Readers,

If you are one of the lovely people who checks my blog on a regular basis for updates then I apologise for the lack of them recently. This is a direct result of my recent Africa-tastic birthday celebration (JAMBO!) and subsequent descent into Canada-Day-inspired debauchery.

While the aforementioned debauchery has kept me from keeping you fully updated on my life and opinions thereof in a timely manner it has conversely provided me with a plethora of material with which to satiate your desire to read informative, grammatically perfected prose.

As such I will be making a – some might say triumphant – return to blogging this week.

Until then friends…