So I was just at McDonald’s and I asked for a medium orange drink to which the counter girl gave me an odd look.
“Orange juice?” she asked inquisitively as if I were not a native English speaker.
“ORANGE DRINK” I replied somewhat emphatically.
“Hmmm” she replied, “we have fruitopia?”
To which I wanted to reply “JUST GIVE ME A FACKING ORANGE DRINK!”
“LIKE WHEN I WAS 12 AND IT WAS FACKING AMAZING TO HAVE A BIG ORANGE COOLER FULL OF SWEET ORANGE NOTHING TO SUP ON AT SOME FACKING SCHOOL SPORTS DAY OR OTHER. HOW FACKING DARE YOU PRESUME TO STEAL MY CHILDHOOD!”
I took the fruitopia.
It was not even in the same league as orange drink.