So I’m at work thisafternoon and I was just glancing out the window a moment ago when I saw a women walking up the street neath an umbrella. This is not an unusual occurance in Vancouver except that IT’S NOT RAINING. Neither has it been raining. Nor is it about to rain. It’s not even super bright out or anything perchance necessitating a parasol. There was literally no reason I could fathom to be walking with an open umbrella on a day like today. It took every fibre of my being not to yell out the door “IT’S NOT RAINING!”
IT’S NOT RAINING!