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My roommate Fallon and I have been enjoying hot water with lemon a lot of late and I’m starting to worry it means I’m old now. I have tried to hip it up as much as possible by using my fantastic Bodum Pavina glass cups when making the lemon water but I fear this is not enough, especially when I’m sipping said lemon water while enjoying Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy. This is another thing that makes me old now. I LOVE Jeopardy, and quite enjoy Wheel of Fortune.

To be quite clear I find Pat Sajak, Vanna White and Alex Trebek totals tits.

D’You know what else I like?

PUZZLES. I love doing crossword puzzles and have just recently become obsessed with KenKen. KenKen is wicked. It’s in the Globe and Mail everyday. Does loving the Globe and Mail make me old, too? I’m not sure on that one.

Oooh, one more thing, I really enjoy bran for breakfast – Bran flakes are my favourite but I also enjoy All-Bran.

I have arch supports in my shoes.

I watch Law & Order.

I love green beans.

I’m torn between the following:

I’m getting old and I’m somehow EVEN MORE AMAZING with every passing day!

OR:

SCREW YOU YOUNGSTERS! Fuck off and listen to your Justin Bieber, I’m trying to enjoy some hot lemon water and a KenKen here!

That’s life.

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