billy bush, calista flockhart, chace crawford, eli roth, fashion cam, fraggle rock, gerard butler, golden globes, harrison ford, inglourious basterds, jesse james, john lithgow, layne, mariah carey, mentalist, mickey rourke, mimi, modern family, nick cannon, paul mccartney, rdj, red carpet, robert downey junior, sandra bullock, sigourney weaver, simon baker, soft lighting, tits, tobey maguire, vanessa minnillo, wife
And we’re back.
Layne: Mr. Shu is quite excited.
Gary: Why is Chace Crawford there?
G: That’s that girl from Modern Family
L: Gerard Butler looks like one of the gourds from Fraggle Rock.
L: Calista looks nice, she’s gotten more attractive with age…
G: And a shit-load of money.
G: Split cam is amazing because Harrison Ford is boring.
L: It’s the best when non-famous people walk by, like that guy’s shoulder.
L: Why does Simon Baker get a montage with flashing lights and music.
G: Vanessa Minnillo is a fucking idiot.
L: Simon Baker’s brother is HOT
Vanessa Manillo: What’s the difference between a mentalist and a psychic?
Presenter is BEGGING RDJ for an interview.
L: Who is this other woman? She’s an idiot.
G: Paul McCartney is fucking wanker.
L: Oh look, they gave him the soft lighting. I hope they make him do the fashion cam.
G: Uh, douche.
G SIGOOURNEY WEAVER!
L: That’s a really good colour on her.
G: Life is a really good colour on her.
L: Ugh, John Liithgow and Sigourney Weaver are stuck with Vanessa Manillo.
G: That’s life.
G: Mickey Rourke got the flashing lights treatment too.
L: Of course Nick Cannon is holding Mimi’s umbrella. 30 minutes and 18 seconds.
G: Mariah’s looking pretty good.
L: Even though her tits are in your eyeballs, I still like it.
G: SANDRA BULLOCK! I LOVE HER!
Billy Bush: This is a Golden Globes Snuggie
Sandra Bullock: I’m so not wearing that.
L: Jesse James is gonna punch Billy Bush and it’s gonna be the Globes moment ever.
G: Vanessa Minnillo is an idiot.
L: Eli Roth was incredibly hot in Inglourious Basterds.
G: Tobey Maguire’s wife has aweful earrings.