2010, billy bush, bradley cooper, chloe sevigny, daniel day-lewis, elisabetta canalis, fashion cam, fergie, george clooney, glee, golden globes, haiti, jeremy irons, josh groban, kristen bell, kristen chenoweth, layne, marion cotillard, nbc, nicole kidman, nine, rain, rat pack, red carpet, side boob, spanglish, taylor lautner, tea leoni, tom ford, twilight, vanessa minnillo
Gary: Billy Bush is douche. Walking down the red carpet is not dangerous.
Gary: Why is Vanessa Minnillo there?
Layne: Oh Kristen Bell, I was hoping it was Kristen Chenoweth.
L: Oh it’s the back of George Clooney’s head. WHERE IS ELISABETTA?
G: Billy Bush is just wandering around like a fool.
G: I LOVE Tea Leoni
L: I just remember her from Spanglish
G & L: That movie sucked
L: Fergie looks nice. Good hair She must be pissed about the rain.
G: Her face looks less fucked up than usual.
L: Is that Josh Groban holding Tracy Morgan’s umbrella?
G: I think he’s high, He’s always high.
L: In fairness I think this is the least high I’ve ever seen him.
G: Tracy Morgan, worst tribute to the rat pack ever.
L: …hate…golf umbrellas…dangerous on campus…as dangerous as Billy Bush on the red carpet.
L: Billy Bush, shut up about how dangerous the red carpet is.
G: Vanessa Minnillo is dumn
In unison at Vanessa Minnillo’s fashion cam: OH GOD NO!
L: I would say one of the main reasons to see Nine is Marion Cotillard’s side boob. OOH Taylor Lautner.
G: Bradley Cooper has an odd face.
L: Who is that?
G: What’s up with Chloe Sevigny’s face pose.
G: Ok, actually, fashion cam is the best thing ever!
G: Taylor Lautner has ridiculous teeth.
L: Only 47 minutes and 58 seconds
Interviewer to Taylor Lautner: Can you tell us a little about the next movie.
Taylor Lautner: Well, if you’ve read the book….
G: Billy Bush thinks the red carpet is worse than Haiti.
L: Is that Daniel Day-Lewis?
G: I think it’s Jeremy Irons.
L: Vanessa Manillo is an idiot.
G: I hope Tom Ford’s there.
L: I think he will be it’s nominated for best picture. Actually, is that true?
G: Kate Hudson, it’s a very Nicole Kidman dress.
L: It looks like she’s put on a bit of weight in a good way. Mr. Shu, Rachel, Glee!