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so i went for a lovely boozy christmas dinner with candace tonight and it was fantastic. the food was great, the booze flowed and we had a very cute waiter. win win win. then, to top it all off, CANDACE BOUGHT ME GLOVELETS FOR CHRISTMAS! they are fabulous and i love them. they make me look so fantastic i’m thinking that i might need a beyonce-style sasha fierce alter-ego that is able to walk around in glovelets being fierce and slapping people all the time. so far, name wise, i’m thinking perhaps Fontella Ass? needs a little bit of work, obviously. will have to work it out before i start slapping people in the street.